I've been crunching some numbers today and I've come to some amazing realizations. I think that the homeless community will be blessed by my research.

Today I stumbled across a nickel. I thought to myself, "Huh self, a nickel. Cool". But later I thought to myself, "Self, it's no big deal to find a nickel on the ground. In fact, I bet if you were actually searching for nickels one might find even more than one in a day." And thats when I figured that one nickel a day for one year is over $18!!! If a homeless person saved that nickel every day for a year they would have 18 bucks! Hot diggity, they could buy some smokes, or a few bus tickets. If they did this for multiple years, lets say 55, they would have over $1000 and would be able to afford an apartment for a few months. They would then be out of the rain, off the streets, and would have free cable hook up. Who knows, maybe there would even be a swimming pool involved.

Hurry, someone publish this crap. Lets spread the word and bless those homeless peeps up on outa here.

And that is my Hobo Agenda.