Would you Rather
Posted by Ryan Woods
First off, I can't stop typing "www". I know it's unnecessary but I just can't seem to stop!
On with the post! I've got a couple of hypothetical questions I've been mulling over in my head that I'd like to present to you.
Would you rather...
- Watch someone die from stab wounds or eat McDonalds hamburgers for lunch every day of your life?
- Be bald or have your favorite movie be Short Circuit?
- Have razor blades in your home instead of carpet or have a live goose growing out of your chest?
- constantly be picking your nose in public or be married to your mom?
- Be married to your dad or breath coolaid instead of oxygen?
- Speak Vietnamese or chop wood on the weekends?
- Have your vision be as if you were always wearing binoculars or be attracted to eagles?
- Be an armless lion tamer or squirt grape juice out of your eyes when you blink?
- Be nicknamed the Chubby Keyboard or beat up a girl (if you're a girl insert your own random statement here)
- Have your nose shaped like Texas or smell like Tuna?
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