Dear Mr/Mrs Anonymous,
Posted by Ryan Woods
(If you haven't experienced Mr/Mrs Anonymous, please feel free to research Ty's blog comments. I've had some Anonymous comments lately too if you'd like to reference those. No Wikipedia reports have yet been written, so for now you'll have to do your own research. Just know that there are Mr/Mrs Nice Anonymous and then there are Mr/Mrs Rude Anonymous. Most, not all, of what I've written below refer to Mr/Mrs Rude Anonymous.)
Dear Anonymous,
Don't be scared little guy. Don't fear us. We're just like you, except that when we comment we leave our names. I know that it's scary to say something on the World Wide Web 'cause what if that Bin Laden reads it, or what if Bush and his lackeys start tapping your phones, what if...It's ok. I understand your fears. I know that you're worried that if we know who you are then you'll be held to the words that you comment on our own precious blogs. But fear not because we all say stupid things all the time (usually we do it in the form of a blog rather than a comment though).
I would like to add one more thing Mr/Mrs Anonymous. Please be nice. I know it's hard, but you see, it's one thing to argue with somebody face to face, but it's completely different when you are dishing out argumentative comments anonymously (by 'face' I am referring to that virtual identity which we all posses. It includes our bios, our previous comments, our posts, etc). Feel free to share your opinion, but don't do it anonymously...well, unless even after reading this letter you're still too scared of us to put your name down...in that case...I think my wife would speak for all of us by saying "Grow a pair"
Ryan Neal Woods
PS Did I mention that I think that I'm in love with you anonymous? Yeah, it's been growing for a long time but I was trying to hide my feelings (I am married you know). I just can't do it anymore...wow, I feel better now.
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