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What the?  

Posted by Ryan Woods

My church meets at an elementary school. Here are two things that make me say "what the?" with regards to that fact:

  1. We paid some dude to make us some good looking signage so that people on the street could say "hey, there are 50 signs for churches on this street and I don't want to go to any of them 'cause I hate God...oh wait, wow, look at that sign. I need to be baptized." Well, there were a few small mistakes that the signage dude made. These small mistakes added up to us being a little bit upset: small arrows, messed up logo, words that read renovatus church of christ, etc. But the thing that we just noticed that set us off was that he mis-spelled the word elementary! What the?!?
  2. The bathroom in the gym of this elementary school has a sign that says "please do not throw away diapers in the garbage can"...uhh...I know that teenage pregnancy is at an alltime high...but 1st graders? What the?!?

6 additions to the conversation

RoniZee   says 5:28 PM, July 17, 2006

3. That one time there was a sign about no bulls. Or something like that.

rebecca marie   says 5:30 PM, July 17, 2006

i want to visit at your church soon, i think. the mister wants to try southwest this week, there is some weird thing about crossing the river that makes renovatus seem far away, even though it's about the same. either way... hopefully soon.

Unknown   says 8:30 PM, July 17, 2006

Has anyone told him that he made baby Jesus cry yet?

Adam Wolfgang   says 10:22 PM, July 17, 2006

Where the $%U& are you supposed to put diapers? In the sink?

Jen   says 6:10 PM, July 18, 2006

do you get your money back? Is he gonna fix that crap? everyone knows how to spell elamentary!

crap! No ones going to come to your church now. Maybe i should write a song about it...

Where am I driving?
Down some old road.
I wish I wasn't bored
and I think I 'll play that
alphabet game.
A- safeway
B- blockbuster
C- church
#%*^*#%
someone can't spell.
I can spell better.
Maybe I can teach them.
I guess I'm going to church today...


then again, maybe someone will come!!

tabitha jane   says 12:49 PM, July 24, 2006

maybe the no diapers sign was for the people that go to your church and throw diapers away . . . eeeewww

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