Why does this remind me of the Ron Burgundy interview with Jim Caviezel???

my inspiration of course.
Oh, and brent, first I would like to say thanks for commenting. And second I would like to say well done on the spelling of Jim Kaveezles name. Thats double tuff

Ryan, if you really said that to some random customer, I want to give you a big sloppy kiss! But on the cheek because a) I remember when you were in grade school and it's gross to kiss guys you knew when they were in grade school; and b) I don't think Jess or Steve would like it very much if I kissed you on the mouth. I don't want Jess to give me the beat down.

P.S. Hi Brent! Come read my blog and give me some love!

When I attended Kopachuck Middle School (Go Coyotes!) one of our science teachers was named......

Jesus Gonzales!!!

I'm serious.

My old, favorite, mexican resturant used to have a server named Jesus.

Me: "Hey, Jesus! Bring me some more chips."
Me, (snickering to girlfriend/wife): "Jesus just brought us some chips. Hee, hee."

i used to work with jesus cubed.

at LEAST cubed.

exponential jesus.

lol. what a friend we have in jesus....who likes to eat a outback. thats the best story ive ever heard.

i'm thinking of starting a charity called "dolphins for children."

each child should be able to keep a dolphin in their bathtub at home.

YES! Imagine the possabilities:

Jesus: I asked for tea

Ryan: You turned water to wine; tea should be easy.

Ryan: you know that we charge you for every steak you eat, so if you pull a whole "loaves and fishes" thing, you'd better have a high limit on your Visa, but we don't charge for bread, so, feel free.

Jesus: you better watch yourself woods. You know I can fashion a whip out of all those cloth napkins

I don't feel that Jesus would need to "fashion" anything. He could just poof it into being. Otherwise, why even be Jesus? Besides the whole "saving souls" deal, I mean.

Did you seriously say that to him? If you did, you're amazing.
I have to admit Ty, that was funny.

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