I know this guy who checked my blog out. He doesn't understand blogging, but he thought he would read mine anyway. After looking it over he was thoroughly convinced that his previous thoughts were right: that blogging is simply a glorified chat room. Huh, interesting.

One time I lit a friend on fire. It was a couple of years ago and I was way beyond the age where you should know better. We thought it would be funny for a video we were working on. In the end his lighter fluid soaked shirt began to stick to his skin a little too much, the wet towel on the ground had dripped all over the floor creating a slippery surface, and better judgment took hold. Too bad.

How do some people get so many comments on their posts, while others toil in vain?

Sometimes I sound very cynical or argumentative, but I'm not. I just find it funny (the cynicism) and thought provoking (the argument/discussions). In reality I prefer to always look on the bright side of life. I've got too much to live for to see life any other way.

I love my wife and my kid (in that order).

Is it weird that right now I'm working as a part time secretary, part time server, and part time church planter? I should like grow up and get a normal full time job or something. Who can claim to be a preaching, food serving, paper pusher? Cool.

I've got three really good jokes. But they aren't appropriate for this blog. Sorry. Ask me about them later and I'll get you the hook up. They're worth your while (I just realized that that is kinda a funny expression).

I've never broken any part of my body. I've had a bloody nose twice. I sprained my ankle a few times. One time I burnt my finger. That's about it.

Take a minute and do an inventory of all the people that you know and talk to. Now go through that list and make sure that you've seen other people have obvious conversations with them. If you haven't or cannot think of a time, you might want to question their reality. I call it the Sixth Mind Syndrome (Sixth Sense and Beautiful Mind, if you didn't put it together). You don't ever want to be unaware of those people. They'll make you look crazy.

I've got so many more thoughts floating around in my head...I really love being a Christian. Seriously, it's the best way to live. One girl at work the other day was asking me stuff about the 'afterlife' and Karma. I told her what I thought about all that and for some reason she came away thinkin that I knew a lot (apparently she misunderstood my response) 'cause later she commented, "Ryan, you're like a pastor right?" and I was like "Sure." "See, you seem to know so much about everything spiritual and about life and religion. It's like you're one of those hard core fundamentalist Christians...but you seem so worldly." and I said "thanks".