Oh the mistakes we've made
Posted by Ryan Woods
So there I was, nursing a plate of biscuits and gravy when I was asked to watch Herbie Fully Loaded. I must be honest in saying that I did not put up the kind of fight that might normally be associated with being asked to watch this movie But I thought to myself, I've got nothing else to 
do. And besides, what's the harm? What's the harm?!!? (if I could get some of that good 'dunt dunt duh' looming music right now I would)
I would now like to answer that question. The harm is that the movie was terrible! Even worse, the harm is that I believe I have effectively traced the 'cause of the Crusades to the very first Herbie movies release, and I am pretty sure that 9-11 happened on the same day that the script was finished for Fully Loaded. I don't have all the evidence at my fingers, but it's pretty solid. Two wars! Innocent blood! Death, destruction, fighting (all of which are good premises for a movie) all because of the so called 'love bug' (if that is his real name)!
With that said, I would like to postulate that Herbie Fully Loaded along with AI and Lost In Translation are the three worst movies ever created. Three pounds have already been shed from my body as a result of those three movies alone (don't even get me started into any Martin Lawrence movies not staring Will Smith).
And so, here is the question that I pose to you, readers...What is the worst movie you have ever seen? And by worst, I mean, you've had at least two family members die as a result of watching that movie. Comment, comment like the wind.
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