I want to be funny.
I want to have an accent that I can turn on and off as I wish.
I want to crave kale instead of pbc's.
I want to be a minority...just for the jokes.
I want to make more money.
I want to need less sleep.
I want my house to always be clean.
I want to watch the A-team.
I want to cut my hair like Mr. T.
My wife wants direction.
I want my nickname to be either "The Tax" or "Tussin O'Malley"
I want to write better blog posts.