Random Thoughts and Obersvations
Posted by Ryan Woods
- If Jack Johnson asked me if I liked his song "flake" I'd tell him maybe. (you've got to think about this one)
- I don't do practical jokes. They're usually only funny for the person doing the joke, which I think by definition would say you're just mean. But I've always wanted to buy 25 smelly car trees, pull off the plastic wrappers, and then tape them to hidden places all over someones car.
- In my inmost being consistency is my underlying core value.
- There are two things that drive me crazy about people. 1.) inconsistency or being flaky. 2.) Ignorant people who are also arrogant. It's a killer combo.
- I like pretty much everyone and like to consider myself pretty likable...though, that doesn't mean much coming from me...I mean, if I like pretty much everybody why wouldn't I look at myself and think "who wouldn't like this guy?!"
- For years I've dreamed of peeing my pants in public on purpose. A few years back I saw Will Ferrell do it on SNL and it made me sad because that was my joke. There was one point when a friend of mine and I ran home from school so we could both pee our pants on our front porch. I don't remember what happened, but I know it didn't include urine.
- Everyday I'm learning more and more that blogs and email are terrible and potentially destructive ways to communicate.
- Often my family is very busy and quite lonely.
- We don't have a tv, but lately we've gotten hooked on watching such shows online as Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, and as always Southpark.
- If you're familiar with N.T. Wright and Tony Campolo you've got to go to the Colbert Reports website and watch his interviews with them.
- If I could be any television character it would be Gob from Arrested Development
- My family eats vegetarian (and has for over a month now) I ride my bike more now than I have in 10 years and rarely drive...and yet I keep gaining weight! It's not like I care that much, it's just baffling that's all. And trust me, it's not added weight from added muscle. My mysterious muscle mass is still waiting to be found.
- I grew my mustache out a while back. I looked good.