1. I think that you are on to something, but I think that, rather than the "k" being redundant, the "c" is confusing: it can sound like an ess (s) or a kay (k). We should replace it with kays and esses, and then take it out to the desert at night and leave it to fend for itself.

I personally really like "k". Also what a cute message from Jones

that is the saddest message ever. seriously. it would break my heart. I would probably burst into tears, tell my boss that a meteor has just demolished my great grand mother's yorkie and I had to leave IMMEDIATELY.

I like this desert business that Ty is going on about. Let's explore that a little more....

Did everyone miss that K is feminine and C is masculine? I really don't want to be "Kris" - that's my Mom.

While we are on this, what about the letter F? Since "ph" makes an eff sound, let's just pack F off to France (or "Phrance") and be done with it.

It's really cool that Jones can grasp the abstract concept of "away at work." It's also really sad.

Personally, Yan, I am a little offended.

And, Chris, I could beat you up any day of the week, you little girl.