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Sad thoughts...  

Posted by Ryan Woods

There are a few things right now that make me sad:

  1. Michael Jackson makes me sad. He is/was so talented, he made such good music, he can dance in amazing and mysterious ways (if you've forgotten, youtube the moonwalk and be struck by how truly amazing it is/was)...and he's become creepy McCreeperson...seriously, he scares me.
  2. Zits. How old and clean do I have to be before I stop having acne? I thought at 25 I'd be past that by now.
  3. Strawberry Cheesecake Ice cream. I shouldn't eat a bowl of that stuff this late in the first place. And as it turns out I dished myself up about two bites too much. Now I feel like spewing on my pajamas.
  4. People who make poor choices for their lives and refuse to let me make their choices for them.
  5. My mustache.
  6. Anchorman. Anchorman makes me sad because I know that I'll never ever be able to watch it again with the same joy that I found when I watched it for the first time. Jess is actually working on creating the technology to erase certain parts of our memory so that we can watch movies again without remembering how they go. (on a side note, if this plan pans out we'll soon be rich)

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a few things that make me sad:
1. rosie o'donell. enough said.
2. hair. (that is not attatched to the body)
3. my mortgage just went up 100 a month and i dont even know why...something about the escrow. breaks my heart...
4. jonesy doesnt know his aunt tt.
also breaks my heart...

But he does enjoy singing about his itsy bitsy TT climbing up the water spout. So that might bring some joy to your life.

I want to see a new movie that is as funny as anchor man so badly. I mean really bad.

Have you seen Talladega Nights? I even laughed at that, so it's gotta be pretty funny. Fairly crude, but pretty funny. Also, "The Ringer"....it's always good for a laugh.

TD was stupid.

Jones knows me. I heard him talking about me in the elevator yesterday. Take that Pretty Tara with the Pretty husband in the pretty house with the 100 more expensive mortgage in the dirty mid-west where you'll soon have a pretty little african-tastic boy (can I say that? Cause I really like it).

I don't know where all this hostility is coming from. I share in your sadness because I don't think that Sara will know me for a long time. and I'm so in love with her little face that.... I share in your sadness Sister Tara.

Too many things honestly break my heart to list here. But let me give you a small sample.

as mentioned: Sara
2: Jessica Woods (though her new mobility is nice)
3: Planet Earth (the show)
4: Lost

goodnight.

ice cream makes me sad too.
and hair that is attatched to the body in the wrong places (this idea came from tara's comment).

jess: i read in the mercury yesterday that "knocked up" is just as funny and directed by the same guy as anchorman. try it. maybe you'll like it.

1) I feel you on the Jackson deal - he could have been the next Elvis, but instead is really, really, REALLY creepy!
2) Clean and Clear Face Wash by Johnson & Johnson. Cheep, invigorating (it has tea tree oil or something tingley in it), and it works!
3) Ice Cream is like the evening news: too much of it taken too seriously can make you want to barf.
4) If there wern't people who made poor choices, how would we know when we made the right ones?
5) Maybe your mustashe isn't growing so tha tyou and Jones can have an eppic Race To The Facial Hair when he's in high school
6) If jess makes that technology, can I use it to forget the awesome books I've read so that when I re-read them I don't remember the ending?


PS - Tara, call me: I'm a mortgage broker who can make your payment go DOWN, and I'm a nice guy :) My work number is 877-SECPAC5, ask for Chris

Ryan I agree with #4. In this ministry I have answers, lots of em. cant, pay rent then stop paying for a cell phone/cable tv/ leather seats/and fancy restaurants... "but, but, but, but."

"But nothin!" is what i want to say but i usually go with, "oh I see you really need the cell phone to call your boyfriend." Thanks for sharing your anger brother.

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