Sad thoughts...
Posted by Ryan Woods
There are a few things right now that make me sad:
- Michael Jackson makes me sad. He is/was so talented, he made such good music, he can dance in amazing and mysterious ways (if you've forgotten, youtube the moonwalk and be struck by how truly amazing it is/was)...and he's become creepy McCreeperson...seriously, he scares me.
- Zits. How old and clean do I have to be before I stop having acne? I thought at 25 I'd be past that by now.
- Strawberry Cheesecake Ice cream. I shouldn't eat a bowl of that stuff this late in the first place. And as it turns out I dished myself up about two bites too much. Now I feel like spewing on my pajamas.
- People who make poor choices for their lives and refuse to let me make their choices for them.
- My mustache.
- Anchorman. Anchorman makes me sad because I know that I'll never ever be able to watch it again with the same joy that I found when I watched it for the first time. Jess is actually working on creating the technology to erase certain parts of our memory so that we can watch movies again without remembering how they go. (on a side note, if this plan pans out we'll soon be rich)