Here's what I know about politics...

1. Obama is the coolest. Too bad he's a terrorist.
2. Gulianni ain't gonna take no crap from nobody.
3. That dude from Arizona has really short arms and tries to be too cool.
4. Hillary is evil.
5. Gore is pathetic and a hypocrite.
6. There's some Mormon running for one of the parties.
7. I think it is illegal to kill old people (what happened to Dr. Death?).
8. As long as Christians fight against terrorism and gays we can forget about abortion.
9. If Mr. C Powell ran for pres the world would be a better place.
10. Democrats suck.
11. Republicans suck.
12. Whigs are where it's at.
13. Donkey::Democrat as Jackass::______...(I'm still not quite sure how these equations work)
14. Republicans fuel is fear
15. Democrats fuel is biodiesel
16. JB in 2012!

I reserve the right to add to this list as my knowledge grows.