The Worst Surprise Party
Posted by Ryan Woods
Coolest game ever: Bibleopoly!!!
I found it on sale in a christian magazine last week. It's only 19.99. Thats a steal if you ask me. Here's what they say about it:
Monopoly's enjoyable, but the unadulterated greed doesn't help you practice what
you preach. Now instead of buying hotels, you build churches, draw
"faith/contingency" and "abyss" cards, and even lose a turn by landing on "Go
Meditate"! Eternal fun and challenge for all ages 8 and up.
Bibleopoly is only slightly better than Dance Praise, the sister game to Dance Dance Revolution. Sometimes I can't help but agree with the world by wondering how Christians can be strange and in their own little world. We seems so dense don't we? Just a little ridiculous at the least? I love Christ. I love Christians. But when you can go to a "Christians only" store and buy Testamints (a small mint wrapped in a package with a scripture on it) you've got to think that this isn't what Paul, Peter, or even Jesus had in mind for the salt of the earth. If it's all a joke, if Bibleopoly is all tongue in cheek and such, then I think I like it. Thats a good joke. It's so ridiculous that it makes me laugh...but if it's serious...which I think it is...God help us.
No seriously, God, please help us. Teach those of us who claim to follow you as leader, savior, and friend to live lives that reflect the life, hope, peace, and purpose that comes from relationship with you. May the world look at us and see sincere screw ups, messed up people who've found the greatest secret in the world and aren't good at keeping secrets. In years past I've been good at making it a surprise party, acting as though what I believed about life, death, and everything in between was something only to be whispered on Sundays to those who were "in" on the surprise. I'm good at keeping secrets.
The problem is not with the church. It's not with the Testamints and bible bookmarks, though I do detest what those things represent in my mind. No, the problem has always been with me. There is one person I can change...or rather, there is one person that I can submit to the Lord...
me