STOP collaborate and listen...
Posted by Ryan Woods
I've recently been made aware of the fact that I'm not paranoid enough! I had no idea that I needed to be paranoid, but apparently I do. I said that I would be honored for a terrorist to read my blog. I said that I didn't care if a terrorist saw pictures of my family. I said that it didn't bother me if my head turned up on some website pasted onto another mans naked body...or worse...I said, who really gives a rip?
The answer I received was shocking.
Did you know that bad guys read blogs in order to find their prey? Did you know that dirty men and women get sexual pleasure by reading our blogs? Did you know that terrorists find their next victims by blog surfing? Me neither! But it's true I guess. So from now on I will no longer post any pictures of myself, my family, or anyone I love. I don't want to do anything that will hurt those who are precious to me.
So now, I must find some way to urge you to protect yourself from the evil men who like to look at our pictures! Stop putting them on the web! Stop handing your children over to the dark side! STOP! If not for yourself, do it for my child who shall remain nameless. Don't let the villains get us! Get rid of all personal photos, all proper names, anything that might reveal your location, and most of all make sure that you spread the word before a terrorist finds someone you love.
With that said, I would like to post a picture in lieu of a photo of my family....