Mel me melmoo
Posted by Ryan Woods
Some people mocked him, others cursed him, and still others nearly fell to worshiping him as Christendom's new savior...bad news folks, Mel is a chain smoking, Jew hating, foul mouthed alcoholic. Sorry to burst your bubble. Don't misunderstand me. I realize that he is a devout catholic, that he prays and confesses his sins every morning for one hour, that he is responsible for putting the name of Jesus on the lips of nearly every person in America...but he is a human filled with vices.
Have you heard the news?
Try Googles news search engine and read about Mel's little adventure this week. I'm just glad that I'm not a celebrity. I can't imagine having all of my life made fun of by a washed up comedians on VH1 and E! I'm glad that my worst moments will not be displayed to the whole world.
On a slightly different note:
I'm reading Dracula right now. And I love it! The only thing I don't like is that it's too long and I want to know how it ends this very moment.
Secondly, this post sucks.
Thirdly, when I was younger I used to squash grapes in my ears before I would eat them.