Factoids and an awesome stache

Posted by Ryan Woods

Here are some facts that I bet you never knew about:

On average an American consumes 500 gallons of soda every year
Nabisco makes over 15.7 million in revenue from Cheezits alone
The banana was voted Cubas national flower
On average more money is spent at Starbuck annually than at the supermarket
Bowling was voted the number one hobby by Pakistanis
A recent study was done by Cornell University where they claim that television watching causes warts
In a survey done by VH1 23% said that they miss Hammer Time
According to PC magazine, computer engineering is the most lethal profession in the United States
The government has confessed to having approximately 2 billion hidden cameras inside the US alone
This mustache may just be the sweetest ever seen:

13 additions to the conversation

rebecca marie says 9:48 PM, June 12, 2006

what makes the 'stache so awesome is the matching nose hairs. rock on, nose hairs, rock on.

also, i was shocked and apalled (or appalled? appaled?) to learn that i consume over a gallon of soda a day. last i checked i was under the impression it was more of a pepsi or so a week. not a pepsi truck, a pepsi can. but you did state that statistic as fact, and if you read it on the internet, it must be true, right? right?

rebecca marie says 10:05 PM, June 12, 2006

also... clickie.

my sister juuuuuust showed me this on friday. now i have a reason to spread the joy.

Unknown says 10:33 AM, June 13, 2006

And 68% of statistics are made up.

Ryan, I realize that you probably think that a 'stache makes you look older. But no. Just creepier.

tabitha jane says 10:58 AM, June 13, 2006

glad to know i am not contributing to the amazing amount of soda consumed in the US . . . and also the $$$ given to starbucks. i try to buy my drugs from local vendors (like dutch bros and coffee people) . . . and: i don't watch tv much at all, but i still have a bugger on my toe (i know, it's gross and i shouldn't have shared) . . .

regarding the stache? jess must be the luckiest gal in the world . . .

Jess says 11:24 AM, June 13, 2006

Here's the deal about the stache...I made him cut it. Arwen on the other hand tried to encourage it and get him to keep it. "Ryan that looks so good keep the stache!! Blah blah blah" Try the #### again Arwen and I'll punch you in the ovary...that's right...a straight shot right to the baby maker.

Leilouta says 7:58 PM, June 13, 2006

Ewwwwwww!

arwen says 9:29 PM, June 13, 2006

I'd like to see you try it.

PS: your cervix is showing

Adam Wolfgang says 11:35 PM, June 13, 2006

I don't drink soda.
I don't drink Starbucks.
I don't watch TV.
I would like a little more Hammer time.

I do like the stache! You keep on stickin' it to the MAN!! (from a grizzly bearded guy)

Ryan Woods says 6:38 AM, June 14, 2006

Nice to see you join A Walk In The Park Adam. Would you mind if I called you Wolfman?

RoniZee says 5:05 PM, June 14, 2006

In that close up, I feel like your nostrils are passing judgement on me.

RoniZee says 8:16 AM, June 15, 2006

What??? NO!! These statistics just CANNOT be true!!! AAAHH!! ARGGHH!! NO! Sweet Mother!!! Say it isn't so!! Ack! Zoicks!

Ryan Woods says 10:22 PM, June 15, 2006

Ha! I got you all. I made those stats up! Roni, you are so gulible (and no, I don't know how to spell the word). I can't believe that you fell for the oldest trick in the book, the "make up your own stats as if they were true" trick. I so got you. I so got you all.
Rizzle's evil reign of terror continues!

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